Invitation

Join us!
One Week from Tonight!
The Incomparable
Jocasta Stoneburner
wishes to issue a
Lush and Loving Invitation
to an Evening of Revelry!

Brim-full of Stimulation!
Illusions! Diversions!

Featuring a Dizzying Variety
of Hedonistic Facilitators
Including:

Hrothgar Honeytongue
and his
Itinerant Meadhall!

Musical Groovings
and
Free-form Terpsichorean Creativity
with Margaret!

Cassandra and Her
Homemade Trebuchet!
(Bring a Trashcan Lid for a Shield
and a Box of Unlubricated Con--
--er, Extra Durable Water Balloons!)

Twenty-seven
Musical Train Wrecks
Competing in our
First Annual
Battle of the
One-Man Bands!

--and--

As many Jugglers as can fit in a VW Micro-bus!

Field space is available for
Cutthroat Bocce
Pick-up Kickball
Rogue Croquet
and Tag

Bonfire provided by
A Bunch of Random Pyrophiliacs

Fire safety provided by
A Bunch of Hard-Drinkin' Firefighters

Take a Diet Hiatus
with Too Much Food by Fiona

Win some and lose some
in Olivia's Gaming Gallery

Thrill to Cliff Diving
Assert your Personal Space on our
Boomerang Target Range
Expand your horizons with
a Knife Throwing Tutorial

Fair Warning:
Live at your own risk
Deliberate harm Prohibited
Accidental harm Discouraged
Angry fistfights will be broken up
Fistfights-for-fun will be wagered upon
Clothing always optional
Crash space available

Attendees will be
treated as Adults
Until they prove themselves,
by their behavior,
to be Children.

Children accompanying adults
will be treated as adults
and no adult activities will be hidden from them